Silly recap: Alanna is sooo cold and lonely, big mean ice boss!! Sam is also lonely and hot–she wants on that. But because she’s the big mean ice boss who’s keeping his lamp, he haaaaateses her! When necromancers are jerks and Sam’s past psycho pal from Order of the Serpent pops up, he and Alanna start making moon eyes at each other and realize that loneliness sucks, and great sex is yay! Also, Jev stomps through the whole book riling things up, because I love Jev.